I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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