are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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