you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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