Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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