yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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