Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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