wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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