So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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