is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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