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You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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