she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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