I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
this will be a night to untag.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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