I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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