You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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