Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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