"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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