What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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