I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
