OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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