just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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