we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
