No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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