I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Randomize
