ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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