Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i believe in u and ur pee
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