Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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