I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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