he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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