whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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