that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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