who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
time to smoke my breakfast
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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