Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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