so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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