You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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