My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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