Its about making memories worth repressing
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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