Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
