her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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