I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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