I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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