My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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