All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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