I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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