I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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