If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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