nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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