Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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