Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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