keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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