i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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