We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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