Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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