There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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