I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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