Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
